New Year's Resolutions


I have two problems with New Year's Resolutions. The first is that I take them way too seriously.

Every year I concoct an elaborate set of resolutions, complete with scoring system and an Excel spreadsheet to track my progress or lack thereof.

My second problem is that I rarely achieve my resolutions. Thirty percent completion is a good year.

In the early days of this site I posted my New Year's Resolutions, in the hope that fear of public shaming would provide sufficient incentive to follow through.

Didn't work.

Except for the public shaming part.

I may someday revisit my decision to delete my New Year's Resolutions, but for now they're off the site.